Okay later bros and you can be my dad if you want idc. (And NO - I will not Google this particular unknown fact of the matter because that’s not the way two live won’s life. I’d rather suck a dick for the first time publicly than find out I’m wrong about this. Or I’d stop smoking the meth I smoked before I typed up all of this solid gold of a god forsaken, megadeth, ultra-trollin-ass masterpiece of a Reddit comment. And There’s no way in H-E-Double hockey players cocks sticks up your butts Bob Weir is in Another lesser than Grateful Dead worthy style jam band called fucking Fish. My little brother bets me $500 bucks on this bet. Has any won heard of they’re new side project/band called Fish or is it actually spelled Phish? Again -I’m sertenly NO grammar Nazi or a spelling cunt somethin fuck you. You gotta be the combination of the biggest Dickriding Dead Head fan on top of a bigger tweaking tweaker of a meth head than I am portraying currently to think They’d be cool enough to lockdown the Madison Sphere Garden for a residency Venue - U2 would have a Heck of Lot of lot to say About That there guy because they called dibs I do believe □Holy balls this quag I made makes the meth hit way harder I mean just LOOK at all these faggoty ass fuckin words I don’t even mean even though I Did, in fact - say dem mothafuckas. And B! : John Mayer has already confirmed the May shows and NO they’re not gonna have a residency and at the Fucking Sphere of all places. ✌️floss-regularly✌️ or ✌️eat-my own-dandruff✌️īut I digress cause I was getting a tiny, tiny bit twooo sidetracked on worrying a lil twooo much on sounding witty and obviously IRL more smarter, more cooler and given the proper measuring tools to determine the Moore bigger dicker than 74% of ALL people who use Reddit more than directly following a link prior to their Google Search - Because umm Yeah ONE: They’re are going to be playing that hideously depressingly ginormous venue, where I also live (in Vegas) because how Dope any event would be taking the stage there for how expensive the tickets are bound to be and how broke I usually am. ✌️slick-speller✌️and if you remember the SNL Chris Farley air-quotes bit, this definitely won’t, Sooooo wanna clear up some shit because FirstOff/ 4 Starters: I don’t get the whole photo of your real life meth pipe you turned into a sticker with your iPhone 11 I’m not a dead head,✌️per|say✌️Nor, am I an accelerated writing/AP English student back in my day (and ya know it)meaning with a hella-good grammar skill level in real life dialogue as a Talker or whateverr #Talkytalkytalkynomoretalky (you gotta lighter n’here?) for lack of a better conversation to be had - basically I’m not what you’d call a
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